war of the worlds

following up on a previous report, we have photographic evidence of an attack by a dangerous seamonster. at first, it appeared to be a minor attack by the one-headed seamonster tom that was easily squashed with a water cannon blast by our hero owen:


after being struck down on his initial attack, the terrible tom grew TWO MORE HEADS by combining with the dreaded sea creatures Katie and Orla, to become the terrible three-headed seamonster:


here the menacing three-headed seamonster is seen relentlessly advancing on our hero owen:


but, with the only shot that could smite the three-headed monster while simultaneously saving himself and the entire human race, owen put the water cannon stream directly into the monster's mouth. miraculously, the pool is safe to swim another day.